Now, tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws, but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment.
In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as have the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essense of Aztec, crema de cacti;
tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution;
tequila, liquid geometry of passion;
Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins;
tequila, firebug in the house of good taste;
O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
~Tom Robbins /Still Life With Woodpecker
Tequila have you hugged your toilet
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Funny animation of an three aliens drinking tequila at a bar, along with an in depth word painting by Tom Robbins describing the passion and mischief of tequila. Roll the image over for a funny photo of a cat drinking tequila sporting a sombrero.