An inmate at the insane asylum was being examined for possible release. The first question the examining doctor asked was:
"What are you going to do when you leave this institution?"
"I'm gonna get me a sling shot," said the patient, "and I'm gonna come back here and break every freakin' window in this place!"
After six more months of treatment, the patient was again brought before the examining doctor for possible dismissal, and the same question was put to him.
"Well, I'm going to get a job," the patient replied.
"Fine," said the doctor. "Then what?"
"I'm going to rent an apartment."
"Then I'm going to meet a beautiful girl."
"I'm going to take the beautiful girl up to my apartment and I'm going to pull up her skirt."
"Normal, perfectly normal."
"I'm gonna steal her garter, make a sling shot out've it and come back here and break every freakin' window in this place!"