Redneck Driver's Application
Last name: ________________
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe  [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
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Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M  [_]F  [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
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Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Waitress  [_] Mechanic [_] Dirty Politician [_] Hair Dresser
[_] Un-employed
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Spouse's Name: ____________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________
3rd Spouse's Name: ________________ Lover's Name: _______________________
2nd Lover's Name: ___________________ Pets Name:_________________________
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Relationship with spouse:  [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Father
[_] Son [_] Cousin [_] Daughter   [_] Pet
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Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
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Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If higher education what was your major? [_] 5th grade       [_] 6th grade
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Do you [_] Own [_] Rent your mobile home?
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Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
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Firearms you own and where you keep them:
[_] truck [_] kitchen [_] bedroom [_] bathroom/outhouse [_] shed [_] pawnshop
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Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:______________________________
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Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Bassmasters
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___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
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How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know