Nose Pick Glossary

The Deep Salvage Pick: Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration
to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.
The Utensil Pick: When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't
enough to get the job done to your satisfaction.
The Extra Pick: When you've been digging nuggets for hours 'n suddenly
you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winningthe lottery.
The Depression Pick: When you're sad, and the only way to fill the void
is to pick so hard and fast it overcomes your feeling of remorse.
The Pick A Lot: What we'd call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything
in the 3 digit realm is considered a bit too much for one session.
The Kiddie Pick: You're by yourself and uninhibitedly twist your
forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. No time limit!
The Camouflaged Kiddie Pick: When, in the presence of other people,
you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust.
The Fake Nose Scratch: When you make believe you've got an itch
but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
Making A Meal Out Of It: You do it so furiously, and for so long, you may be entitled, but for the sake of finishing this joke, let's don't go there just now.
Surprise Pickings: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
Autopick: The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting, TV etc..
Pick Your Brain: Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.
Pick And Save: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.
Pick 'n Flick: Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you.
Pick 'n Stick You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but evidently it comes from the velcro family and stubbornly clings to your fingertip.
The Pipe Cleaner:The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.
cheap humor..
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