"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." ~Charles Lamb
"Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you're finished." ~Leslie Nielsen
"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job." ~Slappy White
"It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." ~Muhammad Ali
"A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error." ~Dennis Miller
"President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs." ~Craig Kilborn
"Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday." ~Bill Maher
"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse." ~Dennis Miller
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" ~ Edgar Bergen
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