I'm glad I'm not bisexual; I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. ~Bernard Manning

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Woody Allen

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. ~Unknown

Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian. ~Fran Lebowitz

Homosexuality is a sickness, just as are baby-rape or wanting to become head of General Motors. ~Eldridge Cleaver

I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson

If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic." ~Shelly Roberts

“I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.” ~Ellen DeGeneres
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