Subject: Last Child Support Check

Today be my baby girl 18 birtday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, you come to my house, and when she get there, I say,
"Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma's house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."

So my baby girl she take the check over to her momma.
I be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say,
"Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say tell you that "You ain't my daddy ....
and to watch the 'spression on yo face.'"
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