You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."
In Michigan , he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit ..."
In Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah and Idaho, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."
In Kansas and Ohio, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana , he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Alabama , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina , West Virginia , Minnesota, the Dakotas, Oregon, Washington, Mississippi , Tennessee , Kentucky, Virginia and South Carolina an d Florida he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."
And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo".