Man's Idea Of The Perfect Woman's Attitude..
1.) I'll swallow it all.. I love the taste.
2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy.
4.) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5.) That was a great fart. Do another one!
6.) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8.) Let's subscribe to Hustler.
9.) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
10.) I'll start painting the house just as soon as
I'm done with the lawn Baby.
11.) Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
12.) No no! You go golf,
I'll take the car and have the oil changed.
13.) I know it's tight back there,
but would you please try again?
14.) Your mother is way better than mine.
15.) What say we get some beers, rent a porn flick,
and ask my friend Tammy over for a threesome?
16.) Oh c'mon now! Our aniversary comes every year.
You get outta here and go hunting with the guys.
17.) Not the mall again..
Hey, let's go to that new strip club!
18.) Do me a favor, forget that Valentines Day thing
and get you some new golf clubs!
19.) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us.
Why don't you retire and start working on lowering that handicap?
20.) I swear, if I don't get to #%*& you pretty soon,
I'm gonna burst!
21.) You need your sleep you big silly!
Stop getting up for those night feedings.
22.) I signed up for yoga so I can get my ankles behind
my head just for you.
it's cheap humor..
saddle up amigo
Billy Ocean