Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, "Breakfast be damned, come back to bed." Anonymous
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. ~Joan Crawford
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. ~Judith Viorst
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions? ~Lily Tomlin
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.~Helen Gurley Brown
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach.~Barbara Hower
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.~Tim Allen
If you love 'em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love 'em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love.~Miles Davis
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~Socrates
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it. ~Helen Rowland
Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. ~Phyllis Schlafly
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist. ~James Garner
Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don't; men hope women won't change, but they do. Bettina Arndt
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. ~Cindy Garner
My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. ~Jack Benny
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth! Chico Marx
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. Jewish Proverb
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Franklin P. Jones
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