Jackie Gleason~The Great One
"And awa-a-aay we go!"
"Dark and light, yin and yang. Divorce is necessary, if only for contrast. Without hell, what would paradise be?"
"Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games?"
"How sweet it is!"
"I'm funnier when I'm fat but I don't enjoy myself."
"I've heard it said that a pessimist is a man who believes all women are bad, and an optimist is a man who hopes they are."
"One of these days, Alice. Pow! Right in the kisser!"
"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it."
"There's no pleasure being just a spoke in the wheel. I'd rather be the whole wheel. I'm that much of a ham."
"To the moon, Alice! To the moon!"
"We had a show last week that laid the biggest bomb! I've seen bombs in my day, but this one made the H-bomb look like a two-inch salute.
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.
In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."