“My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I’m reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!” ~Raj
“All I’m saying is, if they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably make an actual Hulk.” ~Leonard
“Ooh, these shoes are cute. Of course if I buy them, I’ll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.” ~Penny
"I'm a horney engineer, I never joke about math or sex." ~Howard
"I'm too small for twister, and roller coasters, and sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes Mom." ~Bernadette
"Ahh, memory impairment, the free prize at the bottom of a vodka bottle." ~Sheldon
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state /
Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started - Wait! /
The Earth began to cool / The autotrophs began to drool / Neanderthals developed tools /
We built the Wall.
We built the pyramids.
Math, Science, History / Unraveling the mystery / That all started with a big bang. Bang!