signs you might have a drinking problem..
*You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
*Job interferes with your drinking.
*You focus better with one eye closed.
*The parking lot moved while you were in the bar.
*Your sons are named Barley and Hops.
*The whole bar says 'Hi' when you walk in.
*Roseanne looks good.
*This is your cat.
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