Seven retired Italian Floridian guys were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when
Guido loses $500 on a single-hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade,the other six continue, but standing up. At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks,
"So, who'sa gonna' tella his wife?"
They cut the cards. Pasquale picks the low card and has to carry the news.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? You no thinka I'ma discreet? I'ma the most discreeta person you willa ever meet.
Discretion isa my middle name. Leave ita to me!"
So,.. Pasquale goes over to the Guido's condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers and through the screen door she asks what he wants?
Pasquale declares: "Your husband, he justa lost $500 in a poker game and he'sa 'fraid to come home."
"You tella him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'lla go tell him." says Pasquale.