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Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama said, "What a treasure!" Her daddy said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.

Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone
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Yo mama's so ugly, your daddy takes her to work with him so he don't have to kiss her goodbye.

- Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the zookeeper said "Thanks for bringing her back."

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her!
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