It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up. ~Joan Rivers

If women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. ~Alan King

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. ~Albert Einstein

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. ~Shelley Winters

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. ~Benjamin Franklin

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~Henry Kissinger

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. ~Winston Churchill
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