What NOT to do while tipping a cow.
*Do not wear red. Bulls are in the area.
*Do not tug on the tail to check on sleeping status.
*Do not make "moo" sounds. This only aggravates them.
*Do not try to ride the cow like a horse.
*Do not try to milk the cow at this time.
*Do not make friends with the cow.
Remember, you are there to TIP the cow, not buy it a drink.
*Do not eat a burger in front of the cow or after tipin' ritual.
Cows have feelings too..