Tears in his eyes I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 left. And it looks like he's got... about an 8 iron. The crowd has gone dead silent, Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greens keeper now about to become Master's Champion. It looks like a marac.. It's in the hole! It's in the hole!  ~Carl Spackler

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower.
And that's all she wrote. " ~Carl Spackler
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